22.4.08

Pierre Woodman Continues Legendary Woodman Casting X Series

Woodman Entertainment, the innovative new adult entertainment brand dedicated to delivering a unique combination of high class, uncompromised hardcore content across all available delivery platforms, announces the continuation of Pierre Woodman's legendary Casting X series.

The success of Pierre Woodman's Casting X formula is obvious from the desperate attempts that have been made by competitors to try and copy it. Many have tried to fake it, but none have succeeded for the simple reason that there is only one true Casting X, from the man who invented it - Pierre Woodman.

Set to go on release in June, the legendary series reaches its 75th edition with the first release under the Woodman Entertainment brand. As always the series will feature the unique Pierre Woodman formula of interviews and hardcore castings as wannabe porn actresses take their very first tentative steps in the world of porn with their very first taste of sex on camera.

Woodman Casting X 75 will feature Kety Bleins, Lulu, Lorena Blond, Kaoruko, Moana, Renata, Mona Lee and Xenia Love, all exclusively in their very first on-film fuck.

Pierre Woodman said: "I am delighted to reintroduce my Casting X series. It has long been a trademark of mine, and there has been overwhelming demand for it to return. It seems that although similar products have come onto the market, in fact more than 50 last time I counted, to judge by all the comments that I have read in web forums I have realised that what people really want to see is the original.

It is wonderful to know that porn fans demand the original and true Casting X, but to get it is not so easy, the key is to get the girls first and this is what I do most of the time. I smile when I see what some of my competitors claim on their box covers, first time appearance, never been shot before, etc... but there is only one real casting line and I have been proving it for the last 16 years."

Digital Playground's Stoya Featured in Contest on XCritic.com

Stoya, one of Digital Playground's premiere contract stars, is the focus of a new online competition by XCritic.com. The entry form can be completed on XCritic.com's website. The grand prize winner receives autographed copies of every film that Stoya has appeared in for Digital Playground: "Cheerleaders", "Stoya: Video Nasty", "Jack's POV 9", "Stoya: Sexual Freak", and "Jesse Jane: Lust". Four runner-ups receive an autographed copy of "Stoya: Video Nasty". Stoya is one of the hardest working, fresh talents in the industry. In addition to the quality movies she films for Digital Playground, she maintains an entertaining and personal blog for XCritic.com. Geoffrey Kleinman, XCritic.com CEO, realized Stoya's potential right away: "People in the industry throw around the term 'girl next door' so much, but in the case of Stoya, it's absolutely true. I knew she was destined to become a huge star the moment I saw her, but it wasn't until we spoke that I realized the real extent of her talent. Stoya is a smart girl and somehow manages to combine a sweet innocence with a major sex drive. It was only natural for us to showcase her talents on XCritic.com, so our readers can also experience the world of Stoya." The contest is XCritic.com's way of paying homage to one of the industry's biggest stars and the company she heralds from.

Signed to an exclusive contract with Digital Playground in 2007, Stoya became a quick favorite among critics and fans alike. Her carefree personality translates well in her on-camera sex scenes. Digital Playground is a throw-back to the old Hollywood studio system, where contract stars are able to develop relationships with Digital Playground's award winning producers, directors, and other talent. Samantha Lewis, Digital Playground CEO, describes the studio as "a family. When you work so closely with the same people, you begin to understand their strengths and talents. We develop strong bonds with our actors that make for better films." For Digital Playground, the goal is always to provide better quality films for their audience.

3.4.08

Woodman is back to give woods to all erotique fans!

Woodman Entertainment is pleased to announce the company's new movie releases, "Sex Carnage 2" from Pierre Woodman and "Mental Domination", the latest Woodman Import title from Ricky Wrecker.

Mental Domination

In Mental Domination Ricky Wrecker treats us to another dose of sexual suspense as his psychological sex saga continues.

Tip top US talent will thrill you to the bone with a stunning array of hardcore action in this all-American fuckathon.

Sex Carnage 2

Another red-hot serving of Sex Carnage from Pierre Woodman.
Seven scenes of the most extreme hardcore sex deliver a hefty dose of oral and anal action as we meet 9 sensational sluts including Aletta Florencia, Beata Undine, Cayenne Klein, Crystal Crown, Jennyfer Sweet, Moana, Nicol Wonder, Ramu Ebisu and Regina Ice all introduced by the stunning Juliette Shyn.

DP now controls the market!

Digital Playground is excited to announce the release of "Control 8," starring super slut Jenna Haze with exotic brunette bombshell Audrey Bitoni. Directed by Robby D., and produced by Handheld Pictures, the film also features performances by Angel Rain, Renae Cruz, Hanna Hilton, Karlie Montana, Faye Valentine, Sarah Vandella, Shawna Lenee and Lacey Maguire.

Don Houston at XCritic.com comments on 'Control 8,' "[it is] a show of chemistry...beautiful... busty...lots of fuck for the buck going on, 'Control 8' [is] a 'must have'...thanks to the wealth of tease and action."

Shot entirely on HD, "Control 8" features over 4 amazing hours of pure cock tease with Jenna Haze and Audrey Bitoni heading up a sensational, all-star cast. Director Robby D. captures horny in every niche: POV, Oral, 4-way, Big Butt, Blonde and Orgy. "Control 8" will change your expectations, raising the high-end gonzo bar in quality and quantity. This all-sex production provides hour after hour of decadent, delicious fuck with smokin' hot girls. A culmination of Robby D's incomparable experience, knowledge and talent, the Control series follows no rules and no guidelines and as a result it knows no bounds.

"Control 8" is a 2-disc set with special features that include a behind-the-scenes featurette, cum shot recap, photo gallery / slide show and special bonus trailers. "Control 8" is presented in 16x9 widescreen format with 5.1 digital surround sound and no regional coding. The trailer of "Control 8" can be viewed at: www.digitalplayground.com/mov/control8.html


But wait, there's more! In an effort to meet the growing demand for Blu-ray(TM) product, has committed to an April 11th street date for "Jack's Teen America: Mission 3 (BD)".

Available for the first time in full HD 1080p "Jack's Teen America: Mission #3" (BD) stars Lauren Phoenix, Sativa Rose, Harmony Rose, Megan Martinez, Rachel Rotten and Christian XXX. Directed by Robby D. ("Jack's Playground," "Babysitters") and produced by Sam & Joone ("Pirates," "Island Fever"), the film will begin shipping on Friday, April 4th. Contact Sales@DigitalPlayground.com to place your order now.

Originally released on standard definition DVD, in the beginning of 2005, "Jack's Teen America: Mission 3" received rave reviews. XCritic.com comments, "Porn perfection...with [the] third 'Teen America' mission, the series blasts off into the stratosphere. If you like your hardcore hot and sweltering, watching this [film] will be like visiting a steam room on the sun. 'Jack's Teen America: Mission 3' is marvelous, a truly tantalizing slice of skin and sin...very highly HIGHLY recommended."

Jack's at it again, but this time it's professional and even kinkier than before. Jack turns what he knows best into a career. Welcome to Jack's answer to getting a fucking job! Filmed entirely on HD, the third volume in the best selling "Jack's Teen America" series is now available on Blu-ray Disc.

The trailer for "Jack's Teen America: Mission 3 (BD)" can be viewed at:
www.digitalplayground.com/mov/jacksteen3bd.html

18.3.08

Double Threat from DP: Audrey Bitoni is the new Sexual Freak, and Babysitters hits Blu-Ray

Digital Playground is excited to announce "Audrey: Sexual Freak 8," starring brunette bombshell Audrey Bitoni, available March 20. Directed by Celeste and produced by Sam & Joone, the film features performances by Mindy Main, Isis Love and Jenna Presley.

Don Houston at XCritic.com comments, "...the perfect example of a star driven title that you will really like...Audrey certainly has charms and as an oral sex provider, she seems to be a top flight performer...a 'must have.'"

Digital Playground's best selling Sexual Freak series is proud to offer up Audrey Bitoni in all of her gorgeous, freaky splendor. This exotic brunette delivers her best performances to date in two fantastically horny scenes. The film explores the casts' deviant intimacies and exploits their deepest fantasies. "Audrey: Sexual Freak 8" is a must have title for everyone who masturbates!

"Audrey: Sexual Freak 8" special features include a behind the scenes featurette, cum-shot recap, slide show / photo gallery and special bonus trailers. "Audrey: Sexual Freak 8" is presented in 16x9 widescreen format with 5.1 digital surround sound and no regional coding.

The trailer of "Audrey: Sexual Freak 8" can be viewed at: www.digitalplayground.com/mov/sexualfreak8.html

DIGITAL PLAYGROUND RELEASES "BABYSITTERS" ON BLU-RAY(TM) DISC
The Multi Award-Winning Feature Makes its Blu-ray(TM) Debut on March 18, 2008.

Digital Playground announced its premiere release of "Babysitters" on the Blu-ray format. Available now for the first time in full HD 1080p "Babysitters," the multi-award-winning adult feature, was directed by Robby D. ("Jack's Playground," "Deeper" and "Control") and produced by Digital Playground's celebrated production duo, Sam and Joone ("Pirates," "Island Fever").

"Babysitters" has received numerous awards from respected industry panels, including Best Oral Sex Scene, Best All-Girl Sex Scene and Best Vignette Release from AVN, the celebrated Critic's Choice Award from Adult DVD Reviews, and Best Video Quality and Best Audio Quality from Adult DVD Empire. Trailer for "Babysitters" (BD) can be viewed at:
www.digitalplayground.com/mov/babysittersbr.html

AdultDVDEmpire.com's in-house reviewer shares, "This is one of [Digital Playground's] hottest titles in years! 'Babysitters' is without a doubt, the most fun I've had...it's worth every penny."

Samantha Lewis, Digital Playground CEO comments, "'Babysitters' has become one of Digital Playground's cornerstone films. Our quintessential production quality and attention to detail garnered significant industry and media attention, allowing the film to hit the #1 spot in the country and growing it into an overwhelming fan favorite. This is why 'Babysitters' remains on the 2007-'08 bestseller lists of top retailers and e-tailers."

Added value features on "Babysitters" are also available in HD 1080p and include:

-Behind the Scenes Featurette
-Bloopers
-Slide Show/Photo Gallery
-Contract Star Bios
-Special Bonus Trailers
-16x9 Widescreen Format
-Audio: True 5.1 Digital Surround Sound
-No regional coding

"Babysitters" is a full-length adult feature that delivers an unsurpassed High Definition experience. Vibrantly shot and crafted specifically for the HD market, the award-winning film features Digital Playground contract stars, Jesse Jane® and Shay Jordan(TM), and includes performances by Teagan Presley, Sophia Santi(TM), Nikki Benz, Sasha Grey, Gina Lynn and Nautica Thorn.

12.3.08

DIGITAL PLAYGROUND PROUDLY ANNOUNCES "JACK'S BIG ASS SHOW 7"

Digital Playground is excited to announce the newest installation to the bodacious bottoms series, "Jack's Big Ass Show 7," available March 13. Directed by Robby D. and produced by Sam & Joone, the film stars the deliciously sexy Digital Playground contract star, Jana Cova and features performances by Velvet Rose, Candy Manson, Charlie Laine, Karlie Montana, Kimberly Kane and Micah Moore.

In this series Jack is busy casting for music videos and now he's on the hunt for big, beautiful butts. They bounce, they roll and they shake and Jack finds pleasure deep between their crevices. We don't know what band is going to use the footage on MTV but we guarantee that all the bands will be using the footage for something! True to Jack's good sense, there's a lot of tease and a lot of action and it's all entertaining! Forget professional...this volume is all about big, round, gorgeous ass! It's hot and kinky and Jack's found a new niche. Enjoy it!

"Jack's Big Ass Show 7" special features include a cum-shot recap, photo gallery/slide show, special bonus trailers and Jana Cova bio. "Jack's Big Ass Show 7" is presented in 16x9 widescreen format with 5.1 digital surround sound and no regional coding. The trailer of "Jack's Big Ass Show 7" can be viewed at: www.digitalplayground.com/mov/jackbigass7.html

11.3.08

Bianca Trump is in jail - and seeking pen pals!

Former pornstar, and until recently a White Supremacist, Bianca Trump is now in prison, seeking pen pals. Click the image for her pen pal page, with her picture on it and everything.

I am puzzled as to why she mentioned God on her pen pal ad, because last I heard she was a practicing Satanist or practicer of voodoo or witchcraft, and it was rumored that she has a tattoo of a pentagram somewhere on her body… maybe on her upper back or back of her neck, under her hair. Here is what her ad says:
"I consider myself to be educated, honest, & loyal. I’ve never been accused of being boring. According to the numbers I’m 34, but I look and feel 24. No abusive substances have been added. I’m a professional tattooist, so all my ink is a hazard of the trade. My tattoos are an outward expression of my life story. I have no children, but I have 100’s of Crested Geckos that I breed and sell nationally. I’m also a self proclaimed Harley Davidson fanatic. There’s no where I won’t go on a hog! I love tattoo conventions, reptile shows, old cars & car shows, rockabilly, pin up girls, swing dancing, & concerts (anything from country to hatecore - no rap!) The natural order of things in my life is God first, family second, everything else comes after. You’ve got to live for something, or you’ll die for nothing! Please be like minded & send sincere responses. Photos are a plus.
Wendy Iwanow # 301483
P L C C W 2C12C
P O Box 300
Medical Lake, WA 99022 USA

7.3.08

Belladonna Joins Digital Playground's Jesse Jane and an All-Star Cast for "Pirates II"

In an exciting announcement, Digital Playground's Samantha Lewis and Joone announced that internationally renowned adult film sensation, Belladonna will star in "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge." The much-anticipated feature film is currently in production and slated for release in September 2008.

Joone, Digital Playground Founder and award-winning director states, "Having such incredible talent as Belladonna star in 'Pirates II' confirms the magnitude of just how large this production is. We never would have agreed to anyone less than extraordinary and Belladonna is at the top of that list. The scene today with Belladonna and Jesse Jane set the level of what 'Pirates II' is going to be."

Belladonna comments, "I want everyone to know that Jesse Jane sets the standard for contract girls. She went above and beyond what most girls do and she gave me a run for my money. Everything together was so intense and having Joone's direction made it so much more intense. When Jesse said, 'you can do whatever you want to me,' it made my day. There are too many great moments in the scene to count... this couldn't have been a better day."

Jesse Jane comments, "You cannot fake what happened. It was a long day and it was such a build up, and what came with the build up was all this sexual tension. During this scene it was a half and half battle. Bella had control half of the time and I had to struggle to get it back. Bella is the first girl that literally made me struggle and is the first girl that has ever dominated me. It was on from the word go and Bella simply rocked me. She changed my world."

Samantha Lewis, Digital Playground CEO remarks, "Belladonna is by far one of the industry's most exciting, talented and accomplished performers. Having Belladonna attached to 'Pirates II' enhances the overall production value, complements the incredible star power, and gives Belladonna the opportunity to share another incredible film with her fans. 'Pirates II' will far surpass everyone's expectations."

Digital Playground contract superstar Jesse Jane returns as renowned pirate hunter and first-mate Jules. New additions to the "Pirates II" cast include Belladonna and Digital Playground contract stars: Shay Jordan, Stoya, Katsuni and Riley Steele. Evan Stone returns as rogue pirate hunter Capt. Edward Reynolds, and reprising his role as renegade pirate Capt. Victor Stagnetti is Tommy Gunn. Directed by Joone, and produced by Samantha Lewis and Joone, the film will be released by Digital Playground throughout the world in September 2008.

"Pirates" was hailed as the largest epic in the history of adult films. The most expensive adult effort yet produced, the feature was lauded with awards from every associated panel, notably a record-breaking 14 from AVN to date, including Best Selling and Best Renting title honors. Building upon the success of the film within its traditional market, the studio received an additional R-rating from the Motion Picture Association of America, thus gaining mainstream recognition and distribution, making a theatrical release of a "Pirates" sequel imminent.

The "Pirates" web site with teaser trailer of "Pirates II" can be viewed in full HD at www.PiratesXXX.com

28.1.08

HALO PARK comes with the best erotica ever!

No, I don't mean "Debbie Does Dallas", "Deep Throat" and all those classics that are so mainstream, they're now blasé. I mean REAL classics from the Golden Age or Erotica.

One of the first titles to come from the company is 1976's Blow Dry, an XXX-rated take on "Shampoo". This big-budget artsy New York comedy, directed by Joey Vincent under the alias "Laser Scepter", tells the story of Warren Peece (Pepe Valentine, a.k.a. Michael King), an ambitious, virile hairdresser with dreams of opening his own salon, who sleeps his way to the top (and the bottom) on his way there.

Cast includes Helen Madigan (a.k.a. Jennifer Mason), Crystal Sync (a.k.a. Petula Smith) and oriental Peonies Jong, Jamie Gillis and the legendary R. Bolla (who also provides an excellent commentary track).


The other title is 1985's Emmanuelle Goes to Cannes (or "The Elementary Stud", one of their less lawsuit-prone titles), a french comedy directed by Jean-Marie Pallardy and starring the Marilyn Monroe lookalike Olinka Hardiman as the title character.

In this one, Emmanuelle dreams of being a movie star. In reality, she works as a stripper in a sleazy nightclub where she is forced by her manager and boyfriend Frank to sleep with the wealthy clients. When she catches him inflagranti with a colleague, she finally summons up the courage to run away in the hope of making her dream come true.

At the Cannes film festival, she meets a movie producer. Though he's more interested in her body than her acting skills, he gives her a leading role in a cheap porn movie, which is a box-office flop. Left alone and unable to pay her bills she prostitutes herself until Frank finally arrives and pulls her out of her despair. Cast also includes Zeta Whitehouse, Paola Farrow, Glynis Whitman and the omnipresent Gabriel Pontello.

Other titles you can expect from Halo Park are Naked and Lustful (La Donneuse, 1975), another Pallardy delicacy starring Beba Loncar, and Confessions of a Teenage Peanut Butter Freak (1976), directed by Zachary Strong (as "Gerald Graystone") and starring Helen Madison again (this time as "Jennifer Mason"), Constance Money, Sharon Taylor and über-stud John Holmes. Wait and see, it will be worthy.

23.1.08

Ashley Licks Underage? - NOT!

Ashley Licks, who performed in a few dozen black-themed titles in 2006, is sending around e-mails to several online retail sites containing the following:

I was under 18 at the time and used fake id which I am in a legal case suing right now. Please remove me from this site asap.

Everyone seems to think the underage claim is a bluff, and she just wants to cover up her porn past. What exactly is she suing for? Doesn't sound like much of a civil case. She might want to talk to Traci Lords and Alexandria Quinn about the fact she is shit out of luck. Another asshole trying to make an easy buck.

Now that the porn industry is in crisis and companies don't shoot very often, some porn whores are out there to rip off people by stupid claims of being underage, being manipulated, being fucked over, etc. It's all because the phones had stopped ringing. It turns out some of these whores are dumber than we thought; but the sad truth is that American people are even dumber, and the minute some $2.00 crack whore cries rape, they believe her and show sympathy and side with her. Ignorance is without fault.

No one has removed her from their sites as of yet.

UPDATE FROM LUKEISBACK.COM:

I work in 2257 compliance for a major adult company and have an Ashley Licks ID on file. It is a New York state ID, name is Okiella Lord. It looks to be a legitimate ID and I would send you a copy but naturally I have concerns about doing so, particularly since I am new to your site and not that familiar with it. I think your assertion that she is trying to cover up her porn past sounds more likely.

(Anyhoo, Luke being Luke, he managed to get a copy of the damn ID anyway. Here it is, click to enlarge).

12.1.08

Two more great titles from Woodman Entertainment

Seven beautiful babes get hot and horny as they prepare to initiate you in their Tropical Secret. It is not just the tropical climate making these girls hot as they strip off and prepare to satisfy their hunger for hardcore sex action.

Crammed with cock and bathed in warm waves of cum, these chicks are out of control under the sizzling Brazilian sun in Pierre Woodman's latest SeXXXotica movie.

David Perry invites you to play Ass Invaders as a stunning selection of sizzling sluts find their awesome asses coming under fire from the most formidable weapons shooting hot bursts of cum and penetrating the hidden depths of their inner space.

Once again Anal Gate offers the very best in backdoor bliss with 7 gorgeous girls and 6 scenes of high-power hardcore sex.

Digital Playground is releasing 8 new Blu-Ray titles, plus the much-awaited "Pirates" sequel.

A true pioneer to the genre, Digital Playground plans to release eight of its hottest-selling titles on the high definition Blu-ray format in February 2008.

The upcoming releases are the first to follow the studio's premiere Blu-ray title, "Pirates" the record-breaking, multi-award-winning adult feature that recently streeted on January 11th.

The first Blu-ray release slate is the first in an aggressive release schedule to satisfy the increased HD consumer demand resulting from all the new Blu-ray player and PS3 gift recipients this holiday.
Among the studio's impressive selection are several receiving 2008 AVN Awards nominations. Celebrated titles include, "Babysitters" with five nods for Best High Definition Production, Best All Girl Sex Scene, Best Couples Sex Scene, Best Oral Sex Scene and Best Vignette Release; and "Hush" for Best Art Direction. All behind-the-scenes and bonus features on Blu-ray titles are also available in HD 1080p.

List of DP's Blu-ray Releases
Island Fever 4
Babysitters
Island Fever 3
Jack's Teen America: Mission #3
Jesse Jane: Sexual Freak
Hush
Contract Star
Jesse Jane in Pink

STAGNETTI'S REVENGE - THE PIRATES SEQUEL!

In a much-anticipated announcement, Digital Playground's Samantha Lewis and Joone revealed that the next installment of the groundbreaking Pirates feature, Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge will begin production in early 2008. Digital Playground contract superstar Jesse Jane returns as renowned pirate hunter and first-mate Jules.

New additions to the Pirates II cast include Digital Playground contract stars: Shay Jordan, Adrianna Lynn, Stoya and Katsuni. Evan Stone returns as rogue pirate hunter Capt. Edward Reynolds, and reprising his role as renegade pirate Capt. Victor Stagnetti is Tommy Gunn. Directed by Joone, and produced by Samantha and Joone, the film will be released by Digital Playground throughout the world in Fall 2008.

Samantha Lewis, Digital Playground CEO states, "Joone and I are very excited. The
'Pirates II' script is brilliant and promises to exceed all expectations. Another epic feature in the making, this film will dazzle existing fans and captivate new ones."

Joone comments, "
'Pirates II' has creatively turned out to be a much bigger film than the first one. We have been working on just the visual FX alone for more than a year. The fans will not be disappointed."

Pirates was hailed as the largest and most comprehensive movie in the history of adult films. The most expensive adult effort yet produced, the feature was lauded with awards from every associated panel, notably a record-breaking 13 from AVN to date, including Best Selling and Best Renting title honors. Building upon the success of the film within its traditional market, the studio received an additional R-rating from the Motion Picture Association of America, thus gaining mainstream recognition and distribution, making a theatrical release of a Pirates sequel imminent. Pirates web site with teaser trailer of Pirates II can be viewed in full HD at www.PiratesXXX.com

24.8.07

Woodman's THE PERFECTIONIST to be released October

Woodman Entertainment, the innovative new adult entertainment brand dedicated to delivering a unique combination of high class, uncompromised hardcore content across all available delivery platforms, confirms that part 1 of Pierre Woodman's latest blockbuster hardcore trilogy, "The Perfectionist" will go on general release in October 2007.

This sensational sex thriller delivers a luxurious combination of gorgeous women, danger and devastatingly hard sex. The trilogy, shot on location in the Czech Republic and Brazil, features a star studded cast of 34 girls (with many first-timers performing their first on screen anal in the capable hands of Pierre Woodman) including our exclusive contract girls Divinity Love and Nessa Devil. "The Perfectionist" takes us into a fast moving world where glamour, gangsters and guns coexist and features, for the very first time in a porn movie, the phenomenal Ferrari 599 GTB.

In Part 1 of this tempestuous tale packed with action, suspense and hardcore sex, Divinity and Nessa are joined by a cast of 16 cock-craving chicks including Nella, Theodora Ferreri, Eve Angel, Mili Jay, Hannah Hunter, Mercedezs, Peaches, Bambi, and Druuna Diva. These sensuous sluts are all licensed to thrill and know just how to handle even the most formidable weapon they may encounter!

Pierre Woodman said:
"I am thrilled with the finished product. Now that we have finished editing, the movie is even better than I had hoped. It captures exactly the atmosphere that I have had in my mind ever since the project was conceived. Like always, ever since I started in this business, I have concentrated my efforts on the cast and when you see the line up on the box cover you will understand why we stand apart from the competition in terms of the most gorgeous new and exclusive faces. Furthermore, I would not be exaggerating if I said that I consider this to be one of my most elaborate productions ever with a plotline and dramatic sequences in the style of a regular TV series. Sometimes it pays to be a perfectionist!"

22.8.07

Psst Hilary Duff, I can see your vagina

Hilary Duff performed in Anaheim, California late last week wearing some really short shorts without underwear and I think she flashed the audience. I can’t be too sure if what I’m seeing is a vagina or a trick of light or just really gripping underwear. I only have these medical books to go off of ever since my neighbor canceled his Playboy subscription. It’s really hard to tell when things aren’t labeled properly. Anyway, just pretend this is Hilary Duff’s vagina. For future reference, when you’re performing on stage and everyone is looking up at you, it’s probably a good idea to invest in some panties. Also, my text book says she should watch out for yeast infections. Those things are gross.

Click here for the hiper-mega-res vagina pic.

20.8.07

FEDS' PORN ULTIMATUM

Ron Jeremy, Jenna Jameson - get ready to stand and be counted. The Department of Justice wants to come up with an official list of every porn star in America - and slap stiff penalties on producers who don't cooperate.

The new rules, proposed under the Adam Walsh Child Safety and Protection Act, would require blue-movie makers to keep photos, stage names, professional names, maiden names, aliases, nicknames and ages on file for the inspection of the department's Child Exploitation and Obscenity Section.

"The identity of every performer is critical to determining and ensuring that no performer is a minor," according to the new proposal.

The adult film industry plans to challenge the new rule as a violation of the First Amendment, said Paul Cambria, a lawyer for Hustler and other adult film companies. He sees it as a way to harass legitimate stag-film producers.

"If they can't get you for obscenity, they'll get you for violating record-keeping," he said. Such a violation would carry a five-year penalty. The proposed rule would require porn producers to give the title of the video or magazine, or the Web address where the actor appears.

The Department of Justice has shown some sensitivity for the performers' privacy, however. All information not essential to proving their age and identity, like phone numbers and addresses, can be withheld.

Distributors of foreign pornography aren't off the hook - they must still produce a copy of the foreign actor's identification card. The department estimates that there are 500,000 Web sites, 200 DVD producers and 5,000 businesses nationwide that would be subject to the new rule.

The department did not respond to requests for comment, but in its proposal suggested that the benefits outweighed any negative impact on the porn industry.

"The benefit of the rule is that children will be better protected from exploitation in the production of visual depictions of sexually explicit conduct by ensuring that only those who are at least 18 years of age perform in such depictions. The costs to the industry include slightly higher record-keeping costs," the agency argued.

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So when do they start giving out the numbered tattoos?